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"Part of a Plan" Card

Regular price $5.00

Why does everyone want to tell you that it's "all part of a plan" when something shitty happens? Just tell me I'm allowed to eat the whole cake, and binge watch Netflix in my bed, mmkay? Thanks. Tell your friend you got her back, and you'll be there with ice cream.

 

Professionally printed, size A6 with an envelope. Blank inside for your perfectly crafted message.