Hey, friends! So glad you found us. Guess since you clicked on this section that you’re looking for some info on who you’re shopping with, huh? Well.... If you insist!  

We’re a simple family business, really. This store was born from the desire to provide for our family, and also sell funny things with swear words on them, if we’re being honest. If you like shopping small, you’ve come to the right place! 

We hand pick every single item that we sell, we quality control every.single.piece before it ever gets to you, and we painstakingly lovingly pack and ship each and every single order by hand. 

We’re a real (small) company, with real (awesome) products and we’re in the good ol’ Midwest. What does any of this mean to you? Well, for starters we’re not some crazy ass company from overseas that’s going to take months to ship you cheap crap. Besides that, it means that we say pop not soda, we like bonfires and beer, and we deal with snow 6 months out of the year. I swear that last one only makes us a little bitter. Maybe. 

We hope you love what we’re selling, and tell your friends about us! We love making new friends, as long as they’re cool of course.